My Frustrating Things

Personal tax cuts and broadband made faster
Is this a godsend or fiscal disaster?
Election year bribes that are tied up with spin
Aren’t on the list of my favourite things

Changes to rules for financial advisors
Extra policeman and teacher pay rises
Working for Families, more for our schools
Why not beforehand? We voters aren’t fools

Sensible voters will all use their noodles
Fob offs and snow jobs and spreadsheets with doodles
Are just a bunch of election year bribes
Buying our votes while you fill us with lies

Interest rate hikes
Petrol costs soar
And the price of cheese!
I simply remember Election Day nears
And then I feel more at ease